Haha that beauty line said in jest (maybe or maybe not in bed) after a stellar night.
So backing up the train a little, I need to calm down lately and stop doing such foolish things! I know I'm single but let's just Cole's Notes this and say... went out with my girlfriend... we met cute dudes... yada yada yada... one pissed in my spare bed.
Needless to say its not the smartest thing I've ever done (bringing strangers back to my casa) but the buddy system was in play... Safety first, team work second. And f whatever... might have been super dumb but was definitely SUPER fun.
Clearly Jacket was a better pick over Lips but I'm not going to blog too much about that... things usually go right in the crapper when I start to gossip about them.
Always nice to meet new friends and see old friends... and help those old friends make out with people in cabs but then maybe she wakes up in a bed full of pee... Hey sidenote - I know you read this you Hooker... and next time we go to walk into our friend's room... let's knock hahaha great moment.
So prior to this weekend... I was having a great bbm flirtation with a favourite way back play back... but for some reason... that has kinda fizzled out. He probably has a new gf already. This guy does not stay single long... and why should he? He's super gorgeous, smart, great smile.... Interesting thought though... when you've have oh let's say a decade of history with someone... is enough ever enough or does all that back and forth mean something...
I think I am a very forgiving person and a wise woman once said to me that I don't know my worth... and once I realise that I am sort of a "catch"... and what I have to offer... I'll find someone who treats me that way. Smart eh? I know. It's something I need to work on.
Anyways overall... great weekend with lots of shinanigans and hopefully many more to come.
I would have gotten into the whole "choking" discussion I've been engaged in lately but I'll save that for my next blog.
-L-
Monday, April 25, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
"I can't believe you're single!"
Where to start! Its been so long since my last blog post but I've been a little busy. I'll do an entire Charlie Sheen blog later this week - it might take an entire blog to do justice to my Sheenius adventures.
So a few blogs ago... (might as well get right into er') I wrote about gettin' in the sack with some dude on the first date and how I had never done that before, and I was worried it was going to come back and haunt me... well it did! It a great big fiery "one ball" of glory - haha this blog may come back to haunt me in the karma department so I'll try and be as nice as possible but what a giant doucher.
I drove another two hours to go see him (I also drove there on the first date), he was an hour and half late... star frame to a few hours later since I realise more people than a thought are reading this blog (wink) and we're sitting on the couch. We agreed to order pizza. He puts on Jersey Shore the re-run of the season finale. Since we are in his town I ask where he usually orders pizza from and he raises his voice and all pissy says "I don't care I'm watching this!!" I grab the blackberry and look up pizza and Brantfo.. first thing that comes up is Marias pizza... I ask if its good... he snaps "ya ya its right around the corner". I order the pizza and 20 minutes later when its ready I say "are you gonna come with me to get this". Asshole barks "No I'm watching this". I get there... the place is closed with the lights off... I call the jerk from the parking lot and tell him... he yells again that hes watching the show, he doesn't know of another Maria's and hangs up. I know... and it gets worse... you know what... fast forward I go back there and let out a huge sigh when I sit on the couch. He glares and me and says "what?" I said "well you're kinda being a jerk about this whole pizza thing but I guess this show is really important to you".... The only thing I can compare his reaction to is roid rage meets the Hulk but minus the green colour and one ball... Regardless to say I left and if by some grace of goodness that loser is reading this... I really hope you get your anger under control.... oh and they're called re-runs and oh fuck off its JERSEY SHORE! You're right your life wouldn't be complete without knowing what happened to Snooki and that couple that always fights....
Anyways... moving on to some other more fun boy updates... well some fun and some not. I had a a date a couple Saturdays ago. Super nice, sweet guy but not really my type. His big demise was when he went for a walk down a rando rape path in Vaughan, sat on some rocks and he said to me "I'm thinking of kissing you"... Guys if you take away any advice from this blog ever... NEVER f'ing say that! Mood killer and basically means you have no balls (some times literally) and you probably suck at kissing... The guy was at least nice though so two days after the date when he was trying to re-book I told him that I wasn't feeling it rather than be a bitch and do the slow fade. He didn't respond.
Other fun things... a couple comebacks! Both jocks. One with a lot of history and a great ass and one is a young balled pro hockey player. Kinda fun. There's only one that I want and am actually spending time talking to. Can't lie... makes me happy just to see your hottness back on my BBM list!
You know when you meet a great person and you're on the first date and you're looking across the table thinking "why are you single"? know that there is a reason! Whether its being too choosy or having high standards or a recent break up or full out crazyness... In most cases the good ones aren't single long. That's why they say "all the good ones are taken"... because they usually are but sometimes life gives you a moment when two great people are single... guess its up to you what happens next!
-L
So a few blogs ago... (might as well get right into er') I wrote about gettin' in the sack with some dude on the first date and how I had never done that before, and I was worried it was going to come back and haunt me... well it did! It a great big fiery "one ball" of glory - haha this blog may come back to haunt me in the karma department so I'll try and be as nice as possible but what a giant doucher.
I drove another two hours to go see him (I also drove there on the first date), he was an hour and half late... star frame to a few hours later since I realise more people than a thought are reading this blog (wink) and we're sitting on the couch. We agreed to order pizza. He puts on Jersey Shore the re-run of the season finale. Since we are in his town I ask where he usually orders pizza from and he raises his voice and all pissy says "I don't care I'm watching this!!" I grab the blackberry and look up pizza and Brantfo.. first thing that comes up is Marias pizza... I ask if its good... he snaps "ya ya its right around the corner". I order the pizza and 20 minutes later when its ready I say "are you gonna come with me to get this". Asshole barks "No I'm watching this". I get there... the place is closed with the lights off... I call the jerk from the parking lot and tell him... he yells again that hes watching the show, he doesn't know of another Maria's and hangs up. I know... and it gets worse... you know what... fast forward I go back there and let out a huge sigh when I sit on the couch. He glares and me and says "what?" I said "well you're kinda being a jerk about this whole pizza thing but I guess this show is really important to you".... The only thing I can compare his reaction to is roid rage meets the Hulk but minus the green colour and one ball... Regardless to say I left and if by some grace of goodness that loser is reading this... I really hope you get your anger under control.... oh and they're called re-runs and oh fuck off its JERSEY SHORE! You're right your life wouldn't be complete without knowing what happened to Snooki and that couple that always fights....
Anyways... moving on to some other more fun boy updates... well some fun and some not. I had a a date a couple Saturdays ago. Super nice, sweet guy but not really my type. His big demise was when he went for a walk down a rando rape path in Vaughan, sat on some rocks and he said to me "I'm thinking of kissing you"... Guys if you take away any advice from this blog ever... NEVER f'ing say that! Mood killer and basically means you have no balls (some times literally) and you probably suck at kissing... The guy was at least nice though so two days after the date when he was trying to re-book I told him that I wasn't feeling it rather than be a bitch and do the slow fade. He didn't respond.
Other fun things... a couple comebacks! Both jocks. One with a lot of history and a great ass and one is a young balled pro hockey player. Kinda fun. There's only one that I want and am actually spending time talking to. Can't lie... makes me happy just to see your hottness back on my BBM list!
You know when you meet a great person and you're on the first date and you're looking across the table thinking "why are you single"? know that there is a reason! Whether its being too choosy or having high standards or a recent break up or full out crazyness... In most cases the good ones aren't single long. That's why they say "all the good ones are taken"... because they usually are but sometimes life gives you a moment when two great people are single... guess its up to you what happens next!
-L
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