No seriously... I am. I don't ever want to hear a guy complain about chicks being clingy again because holy snuck dudes... you are way worse and don't want to admit it.
Is there something called the "two date itch" that I am not aware of? Ok for some it might even be the first date itch... but seriously WTF guys! Calm down. What's that smell? Oh ya its your god damn desperation and we can small it 18 miles away!
There is a fine line between cute and crazy and some people need to learn to draw that line for themselves that take three giant leaps away from it and draw a new line. Men, I am not telling you not to show emotion. If you like a girl... great! Like her! Show her! Tell her! But not in a stage 5 clinger kind of way.... Find a balance.
Frig I don't know whose reading this blog but dude aka the guy that sent me this email today... if you are reading this I'm sorry but come on... this is a bit nuts. We had two dates. I thought you were super cute but then you sent me this
"I like you. I think you are a sweet and sexy girl. But i just can't get past the fact that you never call me." Ummmm yes I am a girl and a guy sent this to me. Are we taking notes... I'll skip ahead to the part that will now make me not call you anymore and that is "you need to know I expect phone calls if we're going to continue anything..." oh it ended with an xo after that but f off... "i expect phone calls"???? Stop it. Stop it right now. You must have some big balls to say that... I clearly never got to find out and never will now but there's a life lesson for ya I guess...
This email is more proof that I am clearly meant to be alone right now. Here's a big question... would you rather be lonely or with someone and still feel alone? I was discussing this with a lovely girl from work today. It gives me a lot to think about. Maybe now is a time for self-reflection... self improvement and just self.
Well I'm off to dive in to my deliciously large queen size bed with no less than six pillows, four blankets and no one snoring or farting next to me... jealous? Well don't be because I lock myself in there because I'm so scared that someone might murder and chop up my body in the night... but hey it's the small victories.
L
P-S Can't wait for January 29th - this city will be forever changed or at least small parts of it will be touched by blond hair, good boobs and lip gloss. Hopefully it gets here Pronto-saurus! xo
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