Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Online Dating - Great or Gong show?

Gong show - can also be defined as my life on a daily basis - or lol too funny can also be Googled and then defined by Urban Dictionary as: An event marred by confusion,ineptitude,and shenanigens.
Example: Fuck dude, we got Creepy to try to record some of our shit, it turned into a two week gong show. hahahahaha ok got a little off topic and a little vulgar but that's why there's a disclaimer! Since gong show is a common word in my vocab... thought I should define it for you.

Anyways back on track, I am pondering the question posed in my blog title often... online dating? Good? Bad? Disaster? yes... so far... with nut jobs... for sure... dear God should I even be on here? Some might say now... I'm 25 and well... not awful looking (people say) but like frig... where am I gonna pick up? The bar - nope!! The grocery store... ummm not with a cart full of all the delicious snacks I eat... and cat food... ya paints a real picture... Ok so where else... on one of my walks in the woods? That just screams "and she was never seen again"...Ok so other than that i go to work... yup... not gonna find "the one" there.... and don't date people you work with! Also avoid allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll free online dating sites... I am on a legit one... now....

I'm gonna join the gym... for real I will... so maybe I could meet someone there but do you see my point.. Online dating seems like a good option... and one of my besties (ya you Stockmann) met and married a great guy from this website... so why does it suck so much? Seriously I had one date with a real cutie... kinda young but super sweet... then I met a guy I super liked! Amazing, seriously off the charts first date! Great convos, great chemistry, great food, felt he was honest... even great kiss... but then second date was a huge stinker and then after that he showed some crazy jealousness and yelled at me on the phone and i was donezo... frig guys don't act like assholes and play mind games and pretend you don't like us then not call for three days and yada yada yada but don't be a stage five clinger either!

Will the crop get better? I sure friggen hope so! How many bad dates do you go on before you say ENOUGH!?? It's exhausting! Dating is exhausting. All I want to find is a guy just for me ( I had written "all I want to find is nice guy" but that's not true is it ladies... nice is great but there's a lot more to it).

Ok well I'm sticking to this online thing til at least the beginning of March and I'm sure it will make for many more funny stories... or grey hairs and red flags on my end but it's ok... I dye the cheveux.

L

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