Random Facebook Poke

*BLEEP* we are GOOD at hockey!! Whooooo! Yup that had to be said after Canada's domination over the U-S in the World Juniors tonight!! Wow soooo good. I love hockey! No better sport! Period.

Ok so third day of the year... third blog. I'm pretty proud of myself...ya it might not seem like much but its getting me into a routine and that's good for me lol. My next order of business is ugghhh... cringe... joining the gym. I didn't want to make it a New Year's resolution like this blog but I need to do it. Right now I'm checking out which ones have the best classes because... frig I know myself and I am NOT motivated to exercise. Don't get me wrong I would love to have a smoking hot bod... but I'm pretty lazy and I know at least the classes.. I'd have fun, meet people and the group would motivate me... let's hope!

So throughout the day... I try and think of things to blog about. My life can be so random with so many random encounters...but none sooooo random as the random Facebook poke... that turned into a date... and then a second date to a birthday... where my ex-boyfriend who cheated and broke my heart would be with his crazy ex girlfriend... who he broke up with before me but then re-dated after me and is now engaged to... yup RANDOM!

Ok here's a fun game/experiment... clearly you're on Facebook or you live under rock on Mars... and even they have Facebook... okay so anyways... start creeping your friends...randomly and just keep going through the pics down the left hand side of their friends til you find a hottie! Now hopefully their privacy settings aren't too high but try and see through pics if he looks single... if you like what you see... POKE! Do it! Random Facebook Poke right now... that's how I met "the Pilot".

I am not going to go into all the details of my "summer romance" with the Pilot but it was soooo fun! I got to have a crush for the first time in a long time. And even though he now lives in Panama... yup it's true and no I didn't have anything to do with him going there... it was super duper fun! It started with him poking me back... then me confessing I seriously just thought he looked hot so I poked him... and lol after a while we talked everyday! Over text, phone calls... emails... scandalousness... sooooo good! He was living far away and when he finally came back we met up and it was just a cool feeling to put the messages to a face! and hug... and kiss.... and second date eventually where I got every girls' dream!

I brought a hot new guy to a party where my ex would be... not looking so cute him not me... clearly I tried on 12 outfits before the party lol... and with my ex... we will call him Francois haha... with him is his nutso gf and he tells me "you look really good" and she looses her every loving mind over my presence there... and they start a fight while me and the sexy Pilot (hope you're reading this JP) cuddle under an umbrella in the rain and look so super cute and happy. Ya don't tell me after a bad break up you don't lie in bed at night listening you're fav tune and picturing running into your ex and you look super hot and happy and he regrets loosing you... ya I know... we all do it!

Well here's the time where I make sure and be clear that I have writing this is a sarcastic humorous tone... dear God if you didn't realise that til now I sound like a major bitch bag but seriously... true stories - told with humor.

Happy poking! L